Tuesday, May 20, 2014

Tickled Tuesday: Honest Slogans

Hello, everyone, and welcome to the weekly Tickled Tuesday linkup! Today's topic: Slogans. Honest slogans, that is. You know how you hear a product slogan and think to yourself, what a load of crap? Well, I do, and we're going to rewrite some for Tickled Tuesday.

What really irks me lately is those Taco Bell breakfast commercials. I mean, what is that? And they say, "The next generation of breakfast is here!" Um, alright. Is the next generation of breakfast a really disgusting one? Call me nuts, but I think I'll stick to my oatmeal. This article showed me everything I need to know about Taco Bell's breakfast.

Okay, okay. I'll put a halt to my Taco Bell rant. After this:

Taco Bell's slogan: Live mas.
What Taco Bell's slogan should really say: Shit mas. You know, for obvious reasons. We've all been there.

I'll branch out of Taco Bell territory now and share some other slogans I decided to rewrite...

Chick-Fil-A's slogan: Eat mor chikin
What Chick Fil-A's slogan should really say: We kant spel. Eet hear.

Red Bull's slogan: It gives you wings.
What Red Bull's slogan should really say: It gives you heart palpitations.


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8 comments:

  1. WriterMom AngelaMay 20, 2014 at 12:30 PM

    Those are all awesome, and I agree 100%!!!

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    1. UnknownMay 21, 2014 at 5:56 PM

      I'm glad you approve! I was feeling super witty when I chose the topic, and then I forgot to write down all the awesome slogans I came up with in the middle of the night. All I could remember were these ones. I was somewhat disappointed, but I had to post it because I told people I would!

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  2. TimMay 20, 2014 at 4:20 PM

    K-Mart: For those who find Wal-Mart too classy
    Pine Sol: Leaving your floors sticky and your house smelling awful since 1929
    Starkist: Chicken of the sea, scourge of the work cafeteria
    University of Phoenix: Yeah, we've never been to Phoenix either

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    1. UnknownMay 21, 2014 at 5:57 PM

      Hahaha! Thanks for adding some more amazing slogans. I love the K-Mart one. Who the hell shops there? Also, WTF Pine Sol?! Every time I have used that crap, I have had instant regrets.

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  3. JerseySjovMay 21, 2014 at 10:15 AM

    My bf says "Taco Bell Breakfast: For when you don't want to wait until lunch to shit your pants" :P

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    1. UnknownMay 21, 2014 at 5:58 PM

      HAHA. It is so true. I'll admit I enjoy a bean burrito from time to time, but it never quite sits well with me!

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  4. Julie StraterMay 27, 2014 at 5:46 AM

    Pretty funny Jackie! I especially like the CHIC-FIL-A reference. Pretty witty!!

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  5. UnknownJune 9, 2014 at 4:35 PM

    Shit mas. I love that. I haven't seen any of there stupid commercials but I will take you word for them lady. Very nice

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